Jaimee Grubbs Tells Of ‘2-Year Affair’ With Tiger Woods, In Pictures

JAIMEE Grubbs is not only a product of nominative determinism, but alleges that she was Tiger Woods’ lover. While Rachel Uchitel tells media outlet that she is not Woods’ 19th hole (one magazine contests that), Jaimee Grubbs introduces herself and says that she is.

Anorak has brought you pictures of Jaimee Grubbs, and now the Sun thunders:

“MY 2-YEAR-FLING WITH TIGER”

Grubbs is 20, which would make her 18 when she first addressed Woods. In golfing terms this equates to a year for every hole. Back nine, front nine. Jaimee sets up the jokes and the media takes a gimme. As for the story:

A COCKTAIL waitress has sensationally claimed she’s been having an affair with Tiger Woods for 31 months. Jaimee Grubbs, 24, says she has had around 20 sexual encounters with the world’s top golfer, 33.

It’s incredible news. What odds that a cocktail waitress called Jaimee (two ees) Grubb would shag a golfer, as she claims, and not a footballer or basketballer? Girls get expelled from cocktail waitress school for less. But what proof of an affair is there?

Jaimee says the superstar said: “Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favour. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that.

“Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

When was this message left?

The dad of two allegedly left his voicemail message on the day he was accused of cheating with New York party hostess Rachel, 34, in Us magazine.

Did you read that? When the world was reeling with news that Woods had crashed into a fire hydrant and tree on an exclusive private estate, the golfers is alleged to have picked up his own mobile phone and left a recorded message on a 20-year-old girl’s phone?

And Jaimee Grubbs is not the only one keen to get her slice of the action. The Celebrity Police Force are charging Woods with careless driving. On a private estate. When he hit a tree and a fire hydrant. It’s a huge deal necessitating a press conference and the cops to present their good sides to the cameras:

He could be hit with a £98 fine and four points on his licence.

Do you need a driving licence to operate a golf cart?

As for Jaimee Grubbs:

The waitress says she has received 300 texts and had around 20 sexual encounters with Woods.

What says she?

“He told me just last month, ‘Quietly and secretly we will always be together.’ I loved how we got along. But I knew, in the back of my mind, there could never be just us. There would always be the wife, or somebody else.”

Woods and Grubbs can never be alone. There’s the hack from Us magazine. And maybe the world’s tabloid media at her door. And with some bad luck an exclusive interview on the telly followed by a breast-on-breast lesbian-style photospread with Rebecca Loos, say.

Recalling their first meeting, Jaimee said Tiger tapped her on the shoulder and said: “You don’t look like you’re having any fun.” She said he was fun and they later danced together – stressing he wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. The brunette said she ended up back in his MGM hotel suite but they slept in different rooms.

She added: “The next day, he ordered me lunch in the room. He changed the TV to golf, and I was like, ‘I don’t want to watch golf. It’s boring.’ Then I asked him to get me a pillow. He looked at his friends and went, ‘Is this girl serious?’ At this point, he knew I didn’t care who he was.”

Which is, er, why Jaimee Grubbs is telling the media about her alleged romance with Tiger Woods?

“He was standing by his bed ready to pack. I ran in jumped on him and tackled him. We rolled around and he kissed me. It was nice and gentle. My heart was beating. We laid there and cuddled for 30 minutes.”

She was being teed up for a later assignation:

“He just grabbed me and kissed me and we started taking our clothes off and had sex. Afterwards, he was like, ‘You should probably go.’ He told me that he has a hard time sleeping in the same bed with somebody. He gave me the impression he and his wife had separate rooms.”

This was love:

“We never talked about golf.”

Not even in Foreplay? (Geddit?!)

Jaimee, who is now based in Los Angeles, claimed her mum knew of the affair and that Tiger flew to see her in San Diego every few months. But his recent knee injury played havoc with their alleged affair.

The greatest swinger in town laid low by a iffy knee. Jaimee Grubb concludes:

“I didn’t see him for almost a year because he was injured and rehabilitating at home. But we still talked. Finally, on October 18, we met at the Island Hotel in Newport Beach. We cuddled, watched Angels And Demons, then had sex. It was very romantic. He’s what my heart wanted. I never said, ‘I love you’ because I never wanted to scare him off. But I was getting there.” “Whatever happens with Elin, I hope Tiger and I can reconnect and remain good friends.“

It’s not a kiss ‘n’ tells, it’s a plea to be friends. Touching stuff.

More balls tomorrow…