Celebrity Hanky User Ronnie Wood Arrested Over Domestic Incident
ROLLING Wood has been arrested “on suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident.” Ronnie Wood is Anorak’s Hanky user Of The Year for 2009.
Indeed, such a humble thing to be pinched for. Those heady days of rock and roll excess are long behind the Rolling Stone’s mascot. Wood has had a domestic, allegedly. No rampage thought a hotel lobby with a model attached to a fire engine and crew. A domestic incident.
When Wood began to slow down, trading in his hard drugs for booze and sexually demanding middle-aged Milfs for callow 19-year-olds, we admired him for his sense.
Now he demands nothing short of a ripple of applause and a hearty “hurrah!” for growing old so gracefully.
Next week, Mick Jagger pops out in a scarf…
Posted: 3rd, December 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
