Tiger Woods: Milf Linked To Woods And Barbro Holmberg In Pictures
TIGER WOODS: Another day and with it another Tiger Woods woman (all pictures here): meet Milf Barbro Holmberg. Babs is 57, blonde and is pictured lying down on a mobile bed. Indeed, dear readers, has Tiger now replaced his golf cart with a electric divan, thus facilitating a 19th hole wherever he wants it?
It turns out that Ms Holmberg is his…mother in law. No. No! We read on and discover that Holmberg is not Woods’ latest conquest but lying prone because she is ill and being rushed to hospital. Other evidence that she is not a Woods Woman: she is NOT a waitress, NOT holding mobile phone and NOT holding her breast about a baffing iron like a sports mad St Agatha.
Also, those stomach pains she is said to have been experiencing…not a baby.
The details of the emergency call from Chez Woods have been published:
Caller: Oh My God. My mum has just collapsed. She collapsed in the bathroom. What shall I do?
A) Get Tiger away from the fallen woman?
B) Smash her in the face with a golf club?
C) Take a photo?
D) Get the maid to give the bathroom a once over?
E) Help her?
Operator: Calm down. Is she breathing?
Caller: I just ran to the phone. Hold on…
Caller: She’s fine.
And the world’s media goes crayzee…
Posted: 9th, December 2009 | In: Sports Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
