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In Pictures: Barack Obama Gets Nobel Prize And Best Twilight Sex Scene Award

by | 10th, December 2009

ANORAK’S apostle was there to see Michelle Obama dressed in 24-carat gold robes introduce her Nobel Peace Prize-winning husband – your leader President Barack Obama – to Norway’s King Harald during a ceremony at the Royal Palace in Oslo. Says Haralkd: “A million dollars is a f****ng bargain to meet The One. Now America won’t bomb Norway.”

It’s pretty clear to one and all that the Nobel Prize ceremony should be enlarged to included other categories that give Norwegians a chance to meet some famous, good looking people: Nobel Prizes for 2010:

Best Smile
Best Sex Scene
Robert Pattinson Look Alike Prize (Twlight Zone)
Most Fanciable Male In Soap
Best Cheese Cake

More prizes just as soon as Norway can afford them… Pictures:

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