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Kerry Katona To Open A Kebab Shop

by | 11th, December 2009

kerry-kebabKERRY Katona wants to open a Kebab Shop. No, not in an official capacity. Kerry cuts the string of entrails pasted across the kebab shop door and declares the shop open.

No, the Sun says Our Kerry wants to open a kebab shop every day in her role as a kebab shop owner. You work hard and one say you live the dream.

The Sun says the shop could “help the ex-Atomic Kitten sort her finical worries”.

Kebab shops are famous for being gold mines, especially shops set up in areas of special scientific interest and vivisection.

Kerry’s Kebabs may contain artificial ingredients…



Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink