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X Factor: Stacey Solomon Is Covered In Cheese

by | 12th, December 2009

stacey-solomon-toppingX FACTOR: You can buy the Stacey Special Pizza at Papa Johns in Essex. Stacey is covered in toppings:

Having earlier learnt that Stacey’s favourite chip shop meal is red cabbage in oil and lemon, we’d says Stacey’s pizza features red cabbage, oil, lemon and maybe soupcon of whatever Simon Cowell’s having.

Good for Stacey Solomon.

But what if the pizza or meal that bears your name is disgusting? What if Père Clément Rodier hated oranges? Dame Nellie Melba had a wheat allergy? Anna Pavlova was cutting down of sugar?

The only safe things for it is to ensure that all foods reflect the nature of the X Factor: uniformly bland and lacking in any substance whatsoever.No-one gets offended and everyone wants more of whatever it was they had before…



Posted: 12th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink