Tiger Woods: The ‘Love Child’ Is Identified And Theresa Rogers Speaks: In Pictures

TIGER Woods: With Theresa Rogers…, Jessica Simpson, a “love child”, a “sham marriage” and a golf award after a dark…

The more Jessica Simpson says he has not have sex with Tiger Woods, let alone even flirt with him, the more the newspapers show an interest. After the Mail questioned readers about the allegation, the Star now asks:

“DID RANDY TIGER PLAY ROUND WITH JESSICA?”

No. Next! Here’s Theresa Rogers…

“She just wanted to be the woman who schooled Tiger in the bedroom,” a pal reportedly said of the much older woman.

What else does she have to say?

His alleged mistress Theresa Rogers told a friend the golf star confessed that his marriage in 2004 was a sham. US website RadarOnline reported that Ms Rogers, 48, was involved with Woods when he married 29-year-old Ms Nordegren in a £1 million beachfront ceremony in Barbados.

You can trust Rogers. She’s got a lawyer:

According to RadarOnline, the celebrity website, Mrs Rogers told friends that she actively tried to have a baby by Woods and had the blessing of her fourth husband, who could not get her pregnant… She is said to have got pregnant in 2003 and given birth around the turn of the year, before Woods married Elin Nordegren. The baby girl, now aged six, was reportedly never given a paternity test.

Did you have a paternity test, dear reader? Does this child have stripes?

However, according to Radar, Mrs Rogers was also seeing an Eastern European basketball player at the time and the baby looks Caucasian.

But we won’t hear any more about the alleged love child because:

A woman said to have had a five year affair with Tiger Woods has reportedly demanded a £2 million pay-off to buy her silence amid rumours of a love child.

In other golf news:

There was finally some good news for Tiger Woods yesterday when he was voted male golfer of the year in the annual Golf Writers of America Awards. The World No1, whose private life has been the centre of intense media speculation since he crashed his car three weeks ago, and has since admitted to being unfaithful to his wife, received 84% of the vote [168 votes]. Steve Stricker got 10% and Yang Yong-eun got 6%

And Tiger has put down his cereal to picks up a golf club:

A source said: “He goes after dark so he can’t be seen. For him, what’s more therapeutic than hitting golf balls, the thing he’s best at in the whole world?”

Golf is the new executive stress relief from all that shagging…