Jesus Christ Kills Father: Pictures
CHRISTMAS is all about controversy and fighting. There’s Joe McElderry and RATM competing for attention. This is the true nativity spirit. Get a load of Santa, lying dead in a California garden. He creeps into your bedroom at night, kids. He had it coming.
Standing over Santa is Jesus the vigilante. He’s got a gun. And he’s got lunch – a dead Rudolph is strewn over the back of a pickup truck.
Awkward Santa Claus Moments: Picture Gallery
Ron Lake, who has the evidence on video, tells us:
“Christmas isn’t about Santa; it’s about Jesus. It’s an expression of my repressed creativity.”
He adds:
“You can tell your kids and make it as though there is a Santa Claus and let them believe all that, but you can’t explain this thing? I don’t get it. Not that Jesus is a killer with a shotgun, but come on. There’s a little bit of humor here, a little bit of tragedy here.”
Jesus was known to favour knives.
Posted: 19th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
