Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: Second Hot Pants Bomber At Milan Airport: Pictures
POOR, poor Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. In a quest to shag 72 virgins in perpetuity (they’ll only gossip about you and compare notes and laugh), Abdulmutallab set fire to his hot pants and flame-grilled his cock, allegedly.
The newspapers are full of stories that there are lots more like Abdulmutallab at home.
Anorak’s Man In Nigeria says that there was only one Abdulmutallab and with him gone the village is looking for a new idiot. Candidates should have a thick head, very thick matchbook and a foreskin thicker than an elephant’s trunk.
Meanwhile, news reaches us from Italy that a suspect package has been blown up in a controlled explosion by bomb squad officers at Milan’s Malpensa airport.
If you see a man looking like this, do not approach him. He might well approach you or your girlfriend. In whish case, order an ice-cream and walk calmly away…
Posted: 29th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
