Pigs Run Amuck On M11 In Essex

THERE’S a herd of pigs going along the M11 motorway in Essex. Police are attending (they’re the ones in black shoes).

A truck has crashed between Harlow and the Stansted Airport junction at Bishop’s Stortford. The pigs escaped.

Reports are that a “vet has been called as one pig appears to have injuries to its back and there are others with unknown injuries.”

The pigs must be repaired before they are slaughtered. It’s only right they should be fully fit when they are murdered for din-dins.

Anorak