New York Teaches Smokers How To Inject Heroin
by Anorak | 4th, January 2010
NEW York City is teaching its non-smoking citizens how to relax by shooting up heroin. In New York, you can’t smoke but you read one of 70,000 fliers (cost: $32,000) telling you that before injecting smack you need to “Warm your body (jump up and down) to show your veins,” and “Find the vein before you try to inject.”
The Health Department handout goes on:
“If you don’t ‘register,’ pull out and try again.”
Smokers, meanwhile, will be forced outside and encouraged to freeze to death, it being the only language they understand.
Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
