Celebrity Big Brother: Alex Reid And Vinnie Jones ‘Fight’ Over Michael Jackson
THAT sucking noise is the country’s last viewer of Celebrity Big Brother being sucked down life’s plughole. Before Channel 4 broadcast live footage of life in fame’s U-bend in Celebrity Shits, we hear form a man who is already there: Alex Reid, Katie Price’s latest shag.
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Reid, who on entering the house delivered the stated aim to “turn the boos into cheers” – clap and whoop as Vinnie Jones causes him to be carried out – says that he and Katie and bigger news than Michael Jackson’s death.
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He’s right. The Daily Star, for instance, leads with news of Alex Reid and Katie Price and only mentions Jacko in passing. The other big news is that “HOUSEMATE BOAST SPARKS FIGHT WITH VINNIE”.
Did hard man Vinnie Jones grab Reid by his Jaffa cakes? Says an “insider”:
“You could tell Vinnie was losing it with Alex. He’s already made it clear he’s in Team Andre and thinks Alex is a bit of a no-mark. To put yourself in the same league as Michael Jackson is a sick joke. After all, he was one of the world’s biggest-ever stars.”
The nutter. What did he say?
Alex confessed: “In the summer in the press, the two big stories were Michael Jackson dying and Kate and Peter splitting, and me.”
Reid has, says the Star’s editorial, “no grip on reality”.
As if anyone is talking about Alex Reid, who shags Katie Price when he’s not talking “sick” nonsense on Big Brother and features on the Star’s front page every day… (Continues for three weeks…)
Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
