Russell Brand and Katie Perry’s Wedding Photos
GOOD to know that Russell Brand and Katy Perry have found each other in the dark. Perry, famous for dating Brand and singing a song about kissing girls, and Brand, famous for dating Perry and telling an old man he’d shagged his granddaughter, are to be married.
Always heartening when showbiz rebels behave conventionally.
Brand and Perry will marry; he’ll stop wearing tight trousers to increase his chances of a shag producing an offspring; she’ll starting singing about kissing babies; they’ll name their child Anne; and collaborate on a cook book. They will pose for traditional photos and release a few snaps of them in a funny pose for the expectant press.
Before Brand and Perry become less interesting, the media must wring out every last shred of news form them. So here’s the Sun announcing:
RUSSELL BRAND and KATY PERRY have shocked pals with plans to get wed in MONTHS.
Yep, months. Not hours. Not days. Not weeks. But months. It’s a sensation.
Meanwhile, a pair of Anorak’s own brand Comfi-Slax trousers are on their way to Brand….
Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
