Katie Price Sells Andre And Gets A Striker In Her Bosom
by Anorak | 7th, January 2010
KATIE Price, currently appearing on Celebrity Big Brother as a dream sequence shag is selling Andre. No, not Peter Andre – Andre is a horse. The Mirror says that “riding Andre seems inappropriate”.
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So she’s going to dry hump it instead. Ba-ba-boom! The Mirror sets them up and we hammer them in.
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But with Andre off to the knacker’s yard, or a slot on mid-morning telly, Katie needs a new nag. So it’s off to Holland to examine a seven-year-old she’s named Jordan’s Striker. The Mirror says the horse “nuzzled into her bosom”.
That’s right, the horse is chest-nut. Geddit?!
Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
