In Pictures: Google’s ‘Nexus One’ iPhone With Free Tiger Woods Umbrella App.
ANORAK was in Paris to see a huge meeting between a BlackBerry, a Google phone Smart phone ‘Nexus One’ and an iPhone.
The summit was a big deal in technological terms and after extensive studies we discovered:
• Nine out of ten iPhone users employ the phrase “I’m on the iPhone” when taking journeys on public transport
• Nexus One users are 54% more likely to flash their genitals at passing cars with cameras on top than Blackberry users
• Google phones always dial the right number. Thanks to Google’s patented “mundo domina” technology calling a wrong number and asking for “Steve”, say, results in the person you dialled having their name changed to Steve to suit you
• A new iPhone will include an app. that lets users search for their soul, using vectors linking race, religion, websites frequented and use of Yahoo or Google over itunes
• The new Nexus One comes with a massive aerial attached to a huge “Nexus One” umbrella, so allowing everyone know you’ve got the latest phone and have found a cutting-edge way to tell your golf partner you’d like to “shag them up the ****”.
Tiger Woods is not the new face of the Nexus One.
All phone will break upon impact with a large brick wall…
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Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Technology Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
