Myleene Klass Shows True Grit In Slip On Ice: Made-Up News Exclusive
WHEN Anorak brought you the news that Myleene Klass had used a knife in her kitchen, we wondered how it could tie in with the other big news: grit. And then McGuffin got to thinking:
THE front page of the Sunday Telegraph from two days ago hasn’t entirely held up under scrutiny.
The main story – a classic bit of health and safety gone mad nonsense which also appeared in the Mail on Sunday – suggested that if you try to clear the snow from outside your house, and then someone slips on it, you will be sued.
This was, they said, the ‘warning’ from the Institution of Occupational Safety and Health (IOSH).
Alas, before Sunday was over, the IOSH issued a statement denying this:
This is not the IOSH position on gritting public areas. Neither has IOSH issued this as guidance.
Ah. And:
The words are, in fact, taken from a Croner contribution to the ‘Just Ask’ column of SHP magazine, in February of last year.
The IOSH Communications Director Ruth Doyle added:
‘To lift this wording from an outside contribution to SHP magazine, published nearly a year ago, and pass it off as ‘IOSH guidance’ is completely irresponsible.’
Not content with that, they issued a second statement on Monday, which began:
The leading body for health and safety professionals is urging businesses and communities to do the right thing by clearing snow and ice from public areas.
Blasting the ‘irresponsible’ and ‘inaccurate reporting’ of the Mail on Sunday and the Sunday Telegraph they repeated – in bold – that the papers’ claims were:
not the IOSH position on gritting public areas.
And yet, both articles remain online, exactly as they were.
The Sunday Telegraph’s other main story was about Myleene Klass apparently being ‘warned’ by police for waving a knife at some intruders who appeared in her back garden. The story rocketed around the media (including two articles in the Guardian) as commentators lined up to dismiss the police for their political correctness gone mad.
Even David Cameron spoke out about it, despite admitting he:
did not know the full facts of the case.
Yet something just didn’t seem quite right.
For one thing, Hertfordshire Police issued a statement saying:
‘Officers spoke to reassure the home owner, talked through security and gave advice in relation to the importance of reporting suspicious activity immediately to allow officers to act appropriately,’ says a spokeswoman.
‘For clarification, at no point were any official warnings or words of advice given to the home owner in relation to the use of a knife or offensive weapon in their home.’
Hmm. The fact that her agent Jonathan Shalit had fed the story to the media raised an eyebrow. Klass then said she had ‘no regrets’ – given the amount of free publicity she’s had, no wonder.
A local paper tried to get some clarification from her agents following the police denial, but all they got was this:
‘We are not making any comment on this as the police are now backtracking on what was said so we are leaving it there.’
Which could be read as: blanket coverage got, job done. Because, as Glen McNamee noted, a new TV singing contest (yes, another one) is about to start on ITV and she’s co-hosting it with Alan Titchmarsh (appealing, isn’t it?).
And perhaps the main reason to be sceptical that all might not be as it seems?
Richard Littlejohn was using it as an example of how PC the police have become these days. Needless to say, he made no mention of the police’s statement but he did manage to spew out the hilarious ‘Mind How You Go’ and ‘Yuman Rites’.
He’s imaginative that way.
(Hat-tips to Liberal Conspiracy, Enemies of Reason, Glen McNamee)
Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
