Herr Koch Discovers Online Hooker Is Spotty Male Boy
GERMAN born – oh, nominative determinism – Stefan Koch bid £1,400 to shag a model only to find out that the siren was really spotty, 17-year-old Dieter Muhr.
A bonus? Says Koch:
“I saw the auction on the internet and put in a bid straight away.”
And:
“I watched every day for a week to see if anyone would outbid me but no one did and when I realised I had won I started preparing for the big night.
“I admit I did find it a bit strange that I got no reply to my emails to the model when I found out I had won but on the auction site there was an address and a date for the night of passion so I thought she was just trying to set a mood of mystery for the night.
“I loved it and decided to just turn up at the address.
“But when I got there I found some spotty little kid with a laptop instead of a beautiful model. I realised I’d been ripped off and called the cops straight away.”
Muhr faces charges of fraud and deception. Koch faces remaining so…
Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
