The Tabloids Want Lindsay Lohan Dead, Although Paris Hilton Or Britney Spears Would Do
IN this week’s National Enquirer, readers are invited to play a game: “WHO’LL DIE NEXT!” Brian Reade can join in. Will it be Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or – hey – why not make your own suggestion? Set your Celebrity Death Text Alert App. to “Stand By” and read on:
To narrow the field, the magazine reminds gamers that Brittany Murphy and Casey Johnson are already dead. This leaves a reduced death pool. The Enquirer adds further help by listing the possible causes of death:
Paris Hilton – “Hard Partying”
Mischa Barton – “Rehab hell”
Eminem – “Fighting addiction”
Britney Spears – “New meltdown”
Hmmmm… Who to vote for? The biggest picture, however, is of Lindsay Lohan. Fear is that she “weeps” to death.
Inside the magazine, and DJ AM Adam Goldstein remains dead. But things are not getting easier, guessers. The fame drain is enlarged to take in some more youngsters who remain stubbornly alive:
Tara Reid – “Troubled”
Amy Winehouse – “Fighting”
Kirsten Dunst – “Depression”
The impression is that the Hollywood young are not trying hard enough. Casey Johnson, DJ AM and Brittany Murphy are tragedies but lack the A-list clout of a really top notch death. Aside from Dunst and Reid, the rest of the agonists are bigger stars than the already dead. As a source says of Lindsay Lohan:
“Casey’s death has had massive effect on Lindsay…”
You might imagine that dying had a pretty devastating effect on Casey Johnson. But the Enquirer wants more. It’s want an A-list horror. The media wants Lohan dead.
The source says that Casey Johnson’s death “could easily have been her”. Such is the celebrity way that even your death can be hijacked by a bigger star…
Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
