Mother Shaves Off Drunken Boyfriend’s Pubic Hair
IN Winnipeg a man awakes to discover that his girlfriend had shaven off his pubic hair. Police attend.
In Winnipeg, a 19-year-odl calls police to tell them her 32-year-old lover is “out of control”. He has been drinking for two days.
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The man is under a court order to have no contact with his girlfriend while intoxicated.
Says Crown attorney Jennifer Mann.
“He told police that he had fallen asleep and awoke to find (his girlfriend) had shaved his pubic hair and they got into an argument. Police noted (the man) was rather obnoxious when they were dealing with him.”
Defence lawyer Darren Sawchuk says the man is the sole provider for the couple’s 10-month-old child:
“We aren’t doing (the woman) any favours starving her on the one hand and protecting her on the other.”
Judge Wanda Garreck agrees to give him “a big break,” and allow him to serve a six-month conditional sentence in the community.
The missing minge has not been recovered.
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Posted: 21st, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
