Man Charged With Having Sex With Tree In Park
MR WILLIAM Shaw, 21, is hereby ordered under pain of law not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Scotland, in reaction to claims that he attempted sex with a plant therein.
If you want to shag a tree, do it in the privacy of your own fir.
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It is alleged that Mr Shaw did dropped his trousers and knickers and attempted coitus with a tree. Mr Shaw pleads his innocence.
Says a neighbour:
“I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad.”
Posted: 21st, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink