So You Think You Can Dance: JLS And Sex In Pictures

SO You think You Can Dance is the worst show on the magic box (with music by JLS). Or it would be were it not for the cryongenic celebrity cull that is Dancing On Ice, which is so terminally awful that it is almost watchable. SYTYCD sounds like a Polish experiment in Nazi eugenics. The contestants are all bubbly and fixed with smiles that suggest they’ve drowned in lime jelly. On this week’s show a Mark Calape and Hayley Newton were “eliminated” – literally: all that remains is pair of day-glow arm bands and a tight T-shirt that might fit an US news reporter, but no-one human:

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Dance contestant Hayley Newton, who is eventually eliminated, performs during the BBC dance show, So You Think You Can Dance, at the BBC Television Centre in west London.

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Posted: 24th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink