Katie Price And Alex Reid: Long Sex, Las Vegas Wedding, Wotsits And Peter Andre’s Fury
KATIE PRICE and Alex Reid: Today we reintroduce Peter Andre, Wotsits and the Daily Star says Tango & Gash are to be united in Las Vegas, or ass the Star hymns the romance:
“I’m marrying Jordan in Lust Vegas’”
By retiring to a cottage in rural Herefordshire and happily living with each and their kidzzzz?
Kate, speaking to this week’s OK! magazine, admitted: “Alex is the man for me. He’s all man. I just wish I had met him six years ago.”
Says Alex:
“I was very frustrated! But I did a lot of training though. That was my release. You saw me doing a lot of training, right?”
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
And thinking. We saw the thinking written all over your face:
“I didn’t relieve myself in the house like Jonas did, I wanted to keep the testosterone in for Kate! When I saw her, I thought: ‘Cor, she looks fit in that short skirt!’ I felt like a kid at Christmas. I just wanted to eat her up all at once. It’s my party and I’ll bonk if I want to!”
Eating Jordan must be a bit like suckign on a a packet of wet Wotsits?
“It was so nice to see her. We were up all night, it was a long one but we were so happy to see each other.”
A long one. You be the judge (Ooer missus.) Alex Reid Naked (NSFW)
“I think we got to bed about half four but only got about a minute sleep. It’s been good timing because Peter had the kids all weekend.”
Pete..? Oh, pop acorn Peter Andre, the former Mr Katie Price. What’s Dignified Pete been up to since he “moved on” from banging on and on and on about Katie Price:
PETER Andre hit the roof yesterday after ex-wife Jordan left their kids with nannies to jet off for a lucrative photoshoot. The glamour model, 31, is plotting to cash in on lover Alex Reid’s Celeb Big Brother success with a series of raunchy holiday shots.
Who would have guessed it?
The mum of three – real name Katie Price – was due to be looking after the kids this week. But Pete, 36, found out from the nannies she was on her way to catch a flight to Las Vegas with Alex, 34, who she plans to wed this year.
No way! what’s it coming to? Surely he was meant to read about it on Twitter or in OK!. Poor Peter:
A pal said: “It’s absolutely outrageous the way she behaves with the kids sometimes. They are an afterthought.”
An afterthought – a bit like Peter Andre, now that Katie’s got a new celebrity orange…
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
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