Tiger Woods: Your Chance To Hit Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs And Josyln James In The Face
TIGER Woods: From In Every Disaster A Marketing Opportunity comes the Tail of the Tiger golf balls, each rubbery sphere bearing a portrait of one of Tiger’s alleged women.
Swing your wood and think of Rachel Uchitel, play though Jaimee Grubbs, any old iron will do on Joslyn James and shake the shaft of your Sabbath stick at Holly Sampson – remember, golfers, more than two shakes is a shank!
Says Mike Caldwell of his Mistress Collection of just nine balls just begging for self-righteous men and vindictive women (golfers, natch.) to smash in the face:
“I woke up and I was thinking, ‘It’s coming up on the year of the tiger’. I thought, ‘There’s millions of golfers out there stunned by what’s happening with Tiger and here’s a product that will get them all to laugh.'”
Nothing funnier than smashing a woman in the face with golf club. Or a man – right, Elin?
Posted: 4th, February 2010 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
