Man Steals 5 Gallons Of Lotion In Trousers
by Anorak | 6th, February 2010
CHAMIL Guadarrama needs lotion. Five gallons of it. Police in Springfield, Massachusetts, say 30-year-old Guadarrama was at a Bath and Body Works store.
Guadarrama was spotted placing eight-ounce glass bottles of lotion in his trousers. He reportedly tied string around his ankles to stop the bottles slipping out.
Security officers see Guadarrama. He runs. But can’t go all that fast. Soon arrested, Guadarrama can’t bend to get in the police car until more bottles are removed. His legs are described as “extremely chafed’”.
A Sgt. John M. Delaney tells us:
“He needed the use of some of the stolen items.”
For these?
Posted: 6th, February 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
