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Vernon Kay’s Sex Texts Shame His Once Great Industry

by | 12th, February 2010

8354179YESTERDAY the Sun brought us the news that Vernon Kay would not be appearing on his BBC Radio 1 Saturday show due to unforeseen text messages to Page 3 stunna Rhian Sugden. He’s no Hughie Green.

A pal said: “He’s asked BBC bosses if he can miss the show as he wants to sort things out. We’re waiting to hear back, but we expect they will find someone to stand in.”

Says a spokesman for BBC Radio One:

“The matter was discussed and Vernon wants to do the show so it’s business as usual.”

Get texting, listeners. And remember those words from Mrs Vernon Kay, TV’s Tess Daly in her magazine interview on her amazing life of wonder – they only care about her.

Says Old Mr Anorak, it is indeed a sorry thing whan one of our top television VIPs cannot have good old fashioned sticky-fingered sex with star-struck youngsters and thrusting understudies and is forced by our once great society to resort to onanistic text messages. It’s an outrage. Dear Hughie Green must be rolling in his grave…



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