Science Says Men Won’t Buy Small Condoms Unless They Are Large Condoms
by Anorak | 17th, February 2010
THE Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction in Indiana, finds that “small” condoms should be labelled “large” in order to encourage “small” men to buy them – and large men to experience the agony of size discomfort.
Says Bill Yarber (size on application):
“The old saying is, women don’t have penis envy, men do.”
Happily for large men faced with a instant pain, the boffins say “medium” condoms should be branded as “extra large“, large branded “massive” and “very large” inflated, tied to sting and used to advertise the fine work conducted by the institution in the name of science…
File under: Genius.
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