Robbie Williams Sings At The Brits In Pictures With a Li-Lo Called Stevie

ROBBIE Williams has been on the Brits stag tossing and collects a Lifetime Achievement Award (in his 30s), but before he did so he spared a few words for OK!.

Robbie says the fans were “confused” when he put out Rudebox. Confusion is not the word. The fans were pretty sure what to make of it. It was dire.

To plug his new work, Reality Killed The Video Star, Robbie let’s us know that in LA “it’s sunny most of the time” and “laid-back” (insert picture of rioting here).

The next part if the interview is peppered with “demons”, “skeletons” addiction” and “depression”. He says he has “done a few brain cells” and “lost a few memories”.

While Robbie tries to recall that night in Melton Mowbray with Old Mr Anorak, two speckled hens and a li-lo called Stevie, he delivers what must be the most frank paragraph in a decade of OK! interviews. OK! calls him a sex symbol.

Williams: “When you put on weight, you don’t feel like a sex symbol! But I’m not complaining if they want to view me that way. Whatever they want me to be, that’s cools as long as they buy the album!”

Such is the way pop music works…