Tiger Woods: Michelle Titleist Upstages Josyln James And The Pussy Cat (Pictures)
TIGER Woods: the made-for-TV biopic in the can. Add some soft focus pictures of Tiger kissing wife Elin, sticking a ball in a hole, clutching a jug, the young Tiger with a dream to shag golf and a dose of M People and there’s your movie.
No word from alleged Woods’ woman Michelle Titleist, but Joslyn James, the refomed porn star in Cliff Richard’s old hair, is hanging her head at a press conference.(Woods’ women – Photos).
In the Forums, AGW writes:
“I felt I deserved to enjoy all the temptations. I was wrong”…Tiger Woods
SO was everyone else. You need to have shed-loads of money to able to run a string of eager taskmistresses, casual humps and willing porn stars to do their special thing with you.
This was the control freak show to end all freak shows. An invited audience (wife Elin stayed away) sat in a Florida golf clubhouse, arrayed at the feet of the master as he gave his 13 minute apology in a drilled performance which was the eerie double of a crematorium funeral.
It was weird from the start as the dead man was helicoptered in then rose again to give his own penitent eulogy.
The anger still broke through at the point where Tiger Woods blamed the media for allegedly following his family and its speculation on the events surrounding his November car crash. It was nobody’s business but Elin and his. He almost snarled, the old Tiger’s eye burned bright for a second there.
On-heat
Wrong. It is everyone’s business, Tiger Woods gave up any right to privacy when he started to act like a feral dog chasing on-heat bitches. Woods was the one who placed his family in the firing line. He took the gamble his conduct could be held secret and enjoyed.
When wealth and fame became so oppressive he would refuse to sign autographs for children at the gates as he left courses, reportedly, threw temper tantrums and shagged himself to sleep with whatever was on offer, then he gave up the rights of the ordinary man he now craves.
One of the apologies was to his staff. For what? Were the tour running buddies arranging the women, the bedtime treats? Tiger wouldn’t have had the time. He was, after all, a superstar not in a firmament of his own making; Tiger Woods had his own constellation.
Tiger Woods: Veronica Siwik-Daniels, aka Joslyn James, Confesses In Photos
Woods is not a changed man. It seems that the private Woods on tour will continue to squire everything which presents itself. He will just become more circumspect; an entourage the size and specialist nature of Michael Jackson’s will watch over him. That’s when the real troubles will start because a rapacious media will rip him to pieces before nailing him to the clubhouse wall.
“My name is Tiger Woods and I have a people skills problem,” was the basic message picked up during the PR scripted golfer’s version of an alcoholic’s public abasement..
If you stuck with the coverage you will have seen the PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem fluttering around explaining Tiger was a big money draw and he didn’t know when the golfer would return. He was distressed. Tim is the big-hitter, golf’s Indiana Jones, the fixer. Tim doesn’t have anyone showing him the money. Tim needs the money.
It was how a flustered but eager whorehouse madam would have explained the absence of her best girls due to a sudden and unexplained attack of the clap.
His was the best of times worst of times position. Having to deal with the bad smell Tiger has left hanging around the sport but wanting him back to earn everyone the mega-bucks.
Tiger’s the man. Tiger’s the money pit. Tiger’s the one we want. Tiger’s a punk and let us all down.
The Dalai Lama…did he refuse to worship Woods?
The point came when Tiger decided to up the ante in this stacked poker game.
Religion became the Royal Flush in Spades. He was a born and raised again Buddhist who had lost his way.
That’s when the penny dropped, the multi-millionaire sportsman had found out just how bad a position he was in.
Tenzin Gyatso, the Dalai Lama, is in-country and must have refused the gig. On the other hand, the ever-sensitive Woods probably clinically calculated if he offends the Chinese golf fraternity he’s the one to be right royally flushed.
Whatever. It’s no ones’ business but Woods’, and the PGA’s, and the angry fellow golfers who may even refuse to play the Tiger-Tim mixed-up doubles game.
Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Sports Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
