Tiger Woods Did Not Convert To Islam
TIGER Woods – the non-news news confence. There is lots of non news about Tiger. Did you hear the rumour that he has not converted to Islam and out his hair in a bun? From the Anorak Forums:
Tiger Woods’ Women (alleged)
Another problem for sports scribes around the globe is they lost the in-depth feeds on the Tiger Woods non-news ‘news conference’. The Golf Writers’ Association met and voted to boycott any coverage of the event. They felt the contrived and structured way the statement was going to an invited audience – and no questions – was unacceptable, not sports news, and stayed away.
In other no news:
No Ring
Elin Nordegren went shopping in Florida the day after her husband’s nationally televised apology. UsMagazine.com reports that Tiger Woods’ wife was seen at a Florida shopping center with her two-year-old daughter — and no wedding ring – Huff Po
No Idea
Dalai Lama admits he has never heard of Tiger Woods – Telegraph
And then there are the women who didn’t shag Tiger Wodos; unless they did – See them all here…
Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Sports Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
