Katie Price Calls Peter Andre A Liar As Maddy Ford Bares All
THANKS to Maddy Ford’s sponsored shag-‘n’-tell, we have learnt that Peter Andre’s sex life did not end with his televised dry humping of now former lover Katie Price.
We know that when Peter told us in October 2009 that he’d “replaced” sex – I’ve got my chocolate, which the fans keep bringing me. I’m living on it!” – he would soon unite his twin passions as Maddy Ford was smeared in chocolate sauce and nibbled like a novelty finger of fudge.
We also get to hear from Katie Price, who returns to the Star’s front page after what must be days to tell us that “PETER’S A LIAR AND A CONMAN”.
“All that time Peter has been on my back about what I have been getting up to with Alex – but he is no different.”
Not so says Peter Andre:
But Peter, 37, was last night said to be furious at her allegations and raged: “I have never lied, I had sex with someone, so what?”
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Indeed. Although the Metro newspaper did report Peter telling us in February 2010:
Peter Andre: “I haven’t had sex for 8 months – Desperate Peter Andre hasn’t had sex since he split from Katie Price – eight months ago.”
And around that time the News of the World cocked an ear to Peter:
“OK, OK, I’m desperate for sex. It’s been a long time. But it’s a whole new ball game. I’m a different man, I want a different type of girl. I’m definitely cautious about women now.
“It’s going to take me a long time to trust someone. I haven’t done anything yet apart from think about it, but I don’t want to be a monk.”
And then there was Peter who opined on Maddy Ford:
“She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my stylist. The reason there are whispers is because of the way she looks and people jump to conclusions. Most stylists are quite attractive, to be fair, and it’s really hard to avoid being linked to them.”
Katie Price’s career in pictures (NSFW)
It all seems a little confused, hard to spot where the sources stop talking and Peter gives full throat to his own sex life. We need help. And here it comes in t the shape of “Pete’s pal”:
“Peter wasn’t caught out with Maddy, he was just very clever and never claimed he hadn’t had sex, he just said he wasn’t in a relationship.”
Whatever the truth and the reasons, the fact is that Peter Andre is back on the front pages and it took a glamour model to put him there…
Posted: 1st, March 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
