Cheryl Cole Shampoos As Ashley Cole Doubles For Yorkshire Ripper: Photos
ASHLEY Cole and Cheryl’s Divorce: For obvious reasons the Star chooses to equip the front–page news that Ashley Cole’s life “IS IN RUINS” with a pictures of the Yorkshire Ripper.
The caption, however, says: “CRACK-UP: Rat Cole lashes out yesterday.”
No word from the Rat Defamation Commission, just another shot of the Yorkshire Ripper and news that Cole, in France for treatment on a broken leg, telling one and all:
“Why won’t everyone leave me alone. I’m meant to be here for treatment. Fucking hell, my life is ruined. Why don’t you all just fuck off – just fuck off.”
An unnamed “Chelsea fan” there to witness it all tells the Star that Cole is “a man on the edge”.
Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage in pictures
In other news on the Express’ front page, the Yorkshire Ripper is in a “secret freedom bid on £50,000 legal aid”.
What odds he escapes and marries Cheryl Cole? Well, she can’t do any worse than public enemy No.1 Ashley, can she..?
Posted: 2nd, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
