Man Killed By Electric Urine

ROY Messenger, 50, has hit an electricity pole. He is ok. His car is in a ditch. He calls his pal to help him pull the car free.

Friends and family arrive. They find Ray Messenger dead.

Dave Pimentel, the Grays Harbor County sheriff’s deputy, says Mr Pimentel appears to have pissed onto a live wire dislodged by his prang.

The urine acted as a conductor, sending deadly volts up Mr Messenger’s urine and…

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