Cheryl Cole’s Cold Sore In Pictures And A Secret Sex Text Revealed
BY now you’ll be wondering what Cheryl Cole has been up to since the X Factor ended. How’s Ashley? How are the rings? In the Danish version of the X-Factor in Copenhagen, Denmark, Cheryl made an appearance.
Well, the NoTW can revels that Cheryl has a cold sore. Soon everyone will have one and cold sores will make the bid for international recognition the cold sore community has been waiting for.
Ashley Cole, oddly, given the contagious nature of the sores, has clean lips. It’s pretty clear that Ashley is holding Brand Cheryl back and should be ditched.
In other news, Anorak has received this text message from a mysterious unregistered phone (via reader Michael Kritharis):
“Babe, I’ve finally left that ****** Ashley and I’m on my way round to you big boy and I’m horny as ****. (Carlsberg don’t do text messages but if they did… You’d be the last **** she would send that to…)
Posted: 7th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
