Tiger Woods’ Sex Texts Inspire Dubai Couple To Commit Sin

TIGER Woods is heading to Dubai where he will be arrested for sending lewd texts and engaging in extra-marital shags, allegedly. It happened to someone already.

Tiger Woods’ Women in pictures (alleged and NSFW)

A judges ruled that the Indian man and woman’s textual exchange was a plan to “commit sin“. The pair work as cabin crew for Dubai’s Emirates airline and the “sexy texts” were made public in a divorce lawsuit by the woman’s estranged husband.

Originally sentenced to six months in jail, followed by deportation, they have now appealed and will be allowed to remain in the fascist enclave of sand and cement.
So here’s tiger Woods, being wooed to Dubai with his splendid new golf club, boasting a condo by every tree should the mood take you:

The Tiger Woods Dubai is a 55 million sq ft private residential golf community and resort. The Tiger Woods Dubai includes Al Ruwaya Golf Course, the first ever designed by Tiger Woods, a luxury boutique hotel, and high-end residential units comprising palaces, mansions, luxury villas and golf villas.

So, come on Tiger. Dubai needs you to be Tiger Woods…

Tiger Woods’ Women in pictures (alleged and NSFW)

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