Jack Tweed Conducts The Jade Goody Memorial Players
ANORAK brings you this update in Drum Banging mode (press f7) live from the Jade Goode grave site. As we bang this drum harder and harder and harder we are forced to SHOUT THE NEWS THAT JACK TWEED HAS BEEN SEEN NEAR THE JADE GOODY GRAVE.
It was Jade Goody’s memorial service yesterday and the Sun says that Jack Tweed was “SNUBBED“. Only he wasn’t. He turned up and lit a candle. Anyhow, here’s Jack photographed by Jade’s grave. Can you see him? CAN YOU SEE HIM? What d’yer mean we need to speak up?
(At this point The St Winfred’s Girls School arrive en masse to sing Fire starter by The Prodigy accompanied by the Kindergarten Players on recorders. Mr Kazoo, the world’s leading electronic kazoo man joins in by playing Motorhead’s No Sleep Til Hammersmith backwards.
The band is assembled around Jade’s Grave. One… Two.. Three. Play!)
CAN YOU HEAR US NOWWWWW??? JACK TWEED IS BY JADE’S GRAVE. HE IS WEARING DARK GLASSES AND LOOKING GLUM. CAN YOU HEAR US? COME IN SPAIN. DO YOU READ??
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Posted: 22nd, March 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
