Peter Andre Bans ‘Katie Price’ From His Liverpool Show
KATIE Price, aka Jordan, aks Kate, aka Katie Reed, aka Price, aka Katie Andre, aka the one woman content facto with so many names that the ambition to have her mentioned in every Daily Star story has been in a “BUST-UP” with Peter Andre.
This is the “astonishing rant” that “reveals hidden feelings”.
Before we get to that news, readers are told that Peter Andre “refuses to sing for Kate lookalikes”. Like the Katie Price lookalikes Peter used in his pop video; the look alike Chantelle Houghton who shares Pete’s agent and has dinner with him before the cameras; the boobs-alike called Maddy Ford he shagged?
No. These lookalikes are “ten big-busted beauties” – yep, beauties – handed £28 front-row seats for Andre’s show at the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall by the local Radio City station.
Says programmes controller Euan McMorrow, who has taken a call from Peter’s agent:
“We were told that no Jordan doubles would be allowed into the venue and that was that.”
Jordan doubles, eh. Fnar.
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Now to that “astonishing” bust-up. well, readers that was it. The story about the lookalikes being unwanted is the bust-up.
Me And My Chest: Peter Andre’s Career in Pictures
Although there is other Katie Price news, and we get to learn that on Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night, Katie revealed she knows nothing about boobs. Other than that you can buy them in singles or pairs and they jangle when you walk…
Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
