Tiger Woods: After Devon James Meet The County’s Adulterers
HAVING met Devon James, the latest porn star to be connected with Tiger Woods we know learn that Devon is Britain’s ”most unfaithful county’‘. Devon James is a victim of nominative determinism. Pass the clotted cream…
The press release from Onepoll says around 44% of married Devonians are ”playing away”. Given the regions remoteness and hatred for neighbouring Cornwall, the chances are that many of the 44% are shagging each other.
The survey was commissioned by a site called IllicitEncounters.com, an extra-marital dating site, whose own research suggests that it’s not needed.
Anyhow, here are the Top 10 Adulterous Counties. (Figures are a combination of those who cheated on a lover before marriage and during.)
1) Devon (47%)
2) Avon (Bristol, south Gloucestershire, Bath and north-east Somerset) (19%)
3) Lincolnshire (12.5%)
4) Hampshire (10.5%)
5) Derbyshire (10%)
6) Cheshire (9%)
7) South Yorkshire (9%)
8) Kent (7.5%)
9) Essex (7%)
10) Hertfordshire (7%)
Look out for woods being linked to porn stars Chavon Taylor, Lucy Kent Candy Essexx and someone who should be called Chest-hire…
Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
