Susan Boyle Loses £4Million
SUSAN Boyle, who celebrates her birthday on April Fool’s Day, “will pocket £20million this year as her second album hits the shops”. So says the Mirror.
The People factors in a recession:
Singer Susan Boyle celebrates her 49th birthday on April 1, but says: “I’m no April Fool – I’m going to be worth £16million by next year.”
She’s lost £4million?
The Daily Record says Susan Boyle is buying a £300,000, 1,700sq ft five-bedroom home.
The Sun is gazumped:
SINGING sensation Susan Boyle is bidding to buy her dream home – for a quarter of a million pounds.
The Mail has more facts, telling its readers that the home is “just yards from a police station”.
Should the Celebrity Police Force tire of nicking Pete Doherty and want to meet Boyle for walking with eyebrows or some such crime, they need only to stroll up the road for a photo op.
In other Mail news:
At the centre of it all, of course, is Susan herself, someone who has struggled all her life with learning difficulties since being deprived of oxygen at birth.
She seems to have learnt how to make money and keep her fame going pretty well. Still, lest you think the Mail is victimising Boyle, Paul Bracchi tells us:
This is not being patronising or unkind.
No. Like all newspapers, it’s just sticking to the facts.
Posted: 28th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (13) | TrackBack | Permalink
