In Pictures: Wayne Rooney Sink England Into A Sofa Of Despair

WAYNE Rooney goes down and a country reacts by feeling sick. Scots are sick with joy. English are sick with the realisation that without Rooney the game against the Waiters XI on beaches all over Europe lacks impetus and immediacy. With no Rooney at the World Cup, millions of men with empty lives will be unable to point to a large depression in the sofa and say “I was there when Rooney won the World Cup”.

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Wayne rooney leaves the stadium on crutches and with his ankle in a protective cast

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Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Sports Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink