Katie Price’s Pensioner Phone Rage And Alex Reid Scores A Nose Job
KATIE Price is a “slapper”. Sorry, make that “Jordan is a “slapper”. The News of The World says this is “OFFICIAL”.
The referee is saying who is and who is not a slapper is the Sunday newspaper. News is that “STUNNED Easter shoppers” claim Katie struck “a pensioner” who admonished her for using a disabled parking space.
In the car with her was Harvey Price-York-Andre-Reid. Harvey was ever the star of the Katie Price circus. And, as ever, the adjectives tell the story.
The man is an “OAP”. Jordan is “screaming with fury”. She “slapped his mobile out of his hand as he raised it to his ear to call police”.
Yes, dear reader. A celerity misbehaving, allegedly, means a visit from the Celebrity Police Force, that band of brothers who show their best side to camera and meet our finest stars in a quest for signed photos to hang the canteen wall back at the station.
Back to those adjectives, and the man, who is “a pensioner”, “the OAP”, “the OAP” and “the old guy”.
The big question, though, is how this isolated incident in a branch of Comet can be couched in the greater newspaper narrative that sees Katie Price forever joined to Peter Andre.
Read all about that here:
The NoTW has an angle:
She has been urged to see a therapist after becoming “consumed with anger” over his friendship with her former best pal Kerry Katona, a bridesmaid at their 2005 wedding.
Note: Kerry Katona is not an old man.
Over in the Daily Star says, Jordan “IN MARRIAGE CRISIS NO. 2”.
Yep, that’s Katie Price on a trip to the shops with her, er, husband Alex Reid. And:
ALEX Reid is giving wife Jordan a special Easter treat…by finally agreeing to have a nose job.
Nose job… door job… Reality telly job – any job will do so long as it fills a space in the papers…
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Posted: 4th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
