In Pictures: Tiger Woods Plays Masters And Josyln James Strips

TIGER Woods could only stand so much basket weaving as he escaped thoughts of Josyln James and the rest. He focused on those videos of grass being mowed – but not shooting up – and keeping track in a small black and red notebook of the numbers on the bottom of the news crews helicopters’ overhead. Tiger Woods needed rehab. Tiger woods also needed those well-thumbed copies of Golf Monthly he kept under the lump of wood pillow. He needed those Scotch eggs, the inverted crutch and the escape tunnel/hole.

Tiger Woods needs replacement therapy for the sex. Tiger Woods needs golf.

Tiger Woods’ NSFW Turkey Sex Messages To Porn Star Joslyn James: Pictures

Woods returned to the Masters and a live televised interview.Yep, the Masters. Tiger… Tiger! Snap out of it. Masters is just a name. Gather. Ok, it’s not the Masters. It’s just a 5,000 piece jigsaw of Monet’s Houses of Parliament. Better? Better.

Woods says he “missed the competition“. He hopes “the players can be left alone to focus on the Masters, not only this week, but going forward as well”. Woods says: “I was in total denial… I rationalized, I lied to myself. I need to be a better man going forward then I was before.”

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So, unlikely, then, that Tiger Woods will be up the road in Atlanta to catch former porn star Joslyn James stripping for the apres golf fans.

Meanwhile, back in sex rehab, it’s wall to wall golf…