Jesse James: Meet ‘Mistress’ Merilee Gerth In ‘Otay’ Pictures and Emails
JESSE James and mistress number five (alleged) Merilee Gerth in pictures. Yeah, Merilee, as it Merilee, Merilee, Merilee, Merilee… Merilee down the stream (and if you see a tattoed woman don’t forget to scream)…. And Gerth? This must be her porn name, right?
Like you we too were disappointed that hours of watching boring golf at the Masters failed to yield a half-naked strumpet channelling the voice of Earl Woods as she gave birth to a little tiger in the sand trap. Tiger Woods tried and tried and tried but golf remains a sport for man who prefer the innuendo of sex – poles, holes and balls – to live action green romps.
Happily, another woman has come forward in the Jesse James – Sandra Bullock – Michelle McGee sex story.
RadarOnline.com claims to have emails exchanged between Jesse James and mistress Number 5, introduced as tattooed wonder Merilee Gerth. She’s in her mid to late thirties. He has long black hair. She has blue eyes. She’s white. (Stop us if you’ve seen her before…) She is covered in tattoos. Says a source:
“When Merilee ended her relationship with Jesse in mid-2007, he fired her so she hired Gloria Allred and sued him claiming sexual harassment. Merilee had irrefutable evidence of her affair with Jesse so they ended up settling out of court.”
But clearly it wasn’t settled because Merilee has, as is claimed, shown the world the emails she and James shared. Radar calls them “salacious”. But, in truth, they’re not so bad:
December 19, 2006
Jesse – “I’m cold!”
Merilee – “Do you want me to bring you a heater? I have one in my office you can use. It isn’t the best heater… but it helps.”
Jesse – “My heat is on……”
Merilee – “I put it outside of your office door. Plug it in and put it under your desk.”
Jesse – “You coulda came in……you can keep it you need it more than I do……..I’m juss being a baby.”
Merilee – “You have a ‘do not disturb’ sign up on your door.”
Jesse – “So”
Merilee – “So I’m not disturbing you!”
Jesse – “You might be…..but you’ve seen it before.”
Nothing too feisty there:
January 9, 2007
Jesse – “In a meeting?”
Merilee – “No…I’m done.”
Jesse – “Need anything before I split?…..”
Merilee – “Some tums.”
Jesse – “I have some special fluid that you can drink and i t makes it all better….”
Could be smutty. Or might not be. How does your mind work?
December 04, 2006
Jesse – “Hi.”
Merilee – “Hi daddy-o…how are you?”
Jesse – “Otay”
Otay? If James leaves one legacy, please let it be Otay. Merilee Otay…
Posted: 12th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
