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American Idol: Ryan Seacrest And Simon Cowell Are ‘Separated By Technicians’

by | 13th, April 2010

SIMON Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, judge and host on American Idol, are being “separated by technicians”.

So says the National Enquirer and who are we to argue? If the technicians can’t separate Seacrest and Cowell, maybe the surgeons can. And if not them, then the lubers, mechanics and fishermen.

The story goes that Seacrest and Cowell were not separated because they had become co-joined or in someway entwined, one stuck within the other, but because they had been rowing.

A source claims that Cowell pushed Seacrest in the chest when the toothy American accused him of a “smug reaction” to news that Katie Stevens was in the bottom three. Simon “raised a clenched fist”.

Seacrest did not swoon. And what happens next we are not told in any great detail. All we know is that the technicians managed to get prise apart…



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