Women Caused Earthquake In Tehran, Says Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi
WOMEN – and that includes you Gaia, Mother Nature or whatever you call yourself in your whoring ways – are to blame for an earthquake in Tehran.
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Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, acting Friday prayer leader in Tehran, says women in their tight knickers and big bouncy bras and soft tights (he can go on) and their promiscuous ways are to blame for the earthquake in Tehran. Says he:
“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes.”
Call off the bunker busters! Send for the thongs! America will break Iran by natural means. It being God’s will.
Mr Sediqi has more on the dirty, dirty, filthy, dirty, naughty women:
“What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.”
With the Burqa ‘Quake Buster your burqa inflates into a life saving tent. Sure, you’ll be naked within it, but it’s too late to change your ways. Buy now! Sleeps three.
“Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God’s power, only God’s power. So let’s not disappoint God.”
More than 25,000 people died when a powerful earthquake hit the ancient city of Bam in 2003. How many were promiscuous, women or religious is not revealed. One this is certain: none of them were gay…
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Posted: 21st, April 2010 | In: Reviews Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
