Boy George Struck By Eyjafjallajokull Volcano And Manchester United’s Bottom

CELEBRITIES have been lining up to patronise the Eyjafjallajokull volcano and given the spewing of millions of tons of ash, gas and fire some much – needed drama. But Simon Cowell’s mum and Peter Andre are not enough for some hacks, and Metro’s Andrei Harmsworth (any relation?) opts for the ruse of weaving the volcano into a celebrity story, this about singer Boy George. Enjoy:

“It appears the volcanic ash has gonw to Boy George’s head..”

News is that Boy George dressed as a “lesbian” when in jail and fancies being a Siamese twin with Manchester United’s Serbian defender Nemanja Vidic. George wants Vidic “on my back but he’d have to keep his bottom half loose…”

Now back to that volcano…

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Panelist's Gay singer Boy George (2nd left), Liberal Democratic Leader Charles Kennedy (2nd right) and Conservative MP Angela Browning are prepared for BBC's Question Time, where they were discussing the controversial Section 28.

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Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink