Boy George Struck By Eyjafjallajokull Volcano And Manchester United’s Bottom
CELEBRITIES have been lining up to patronise the Eyjafjallajokull volcano and given the spewing of millions of tons of ash, gas and fire some much – needed drama. But Simon Cowell’s mum and Peter Andre are not enough for some hacks, and Metro’s Andrei Harmsworth (any relation?) opts for the ruse of weaving the volcano into a celebrity story, this about singer Boy George. Enjoy:
“It appears the volcanic ash has gonw to Boy George’s head..”
News is that Boy George dressed as a “lesbian” when in jail and fancies being a Siamese twin with Manchester United’s Serbian defender Nemanja Vidic. George wants Vidic “on my back but he’d have to keep his bottom half loose…”
Now back to that volcano…
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Boy George, right, who was born George O'Dowd, is photographed by the press as he sweeps a curb, Monday, Aug. 14, 2006, in New York. The one-time Culture Club singer was ordered to spend five days working for the Department of Sanitation after pleading guilty in March to falsely reporting a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment. The officers who responded found cocaine instead. (AP Photo/Diane Bondareff)
Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
