Jennifer Lopez Was Fat And Funny In Us Weekly
JENNIFER Lopez wants to show you her post-babies body. She want to tell you how she didn’t care she was flabby. So little did she care that she kept right on not caring until her belly was tighter than a priest’s cover story. She tells Us Weekly:
“I remember my flabby belly hanging out right after I gave birth. I kind of laughed and said to Marc, ‘Look, baby! Isn’t this crazy?’ I just didn’t care.”
Fat and funny. It just feels right. Later:
“I look back at pictures from that time, and I’m like ‘Oh, god, I was fat. I was still heavy eight months out!'”
Fat and not funny?
“You get to the point where you’re like, Where am I? What happened to me? I got to get myself together for my kids, you know? They need to know what I really look like.”
Fat arse and not funny at all?
“Before I was always able to fit into sample-size clothes from designers, and now they have to take them out just a bit…It’s no big deal.”
Not that there is anything wrong with a big deal, right, Jen, so long as it can be made thinner?
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File photo dated 5/12/99 of American Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez at the VH-1 Fashion Awards held at the Armory in New York. Rap star Sean Puffy Daddy Combs was today Monday December 27 1999, arrested and charged with criminal possession of a weapon after a gun was allegedly found in his vehicle as he and actress-singer Jennifer Lopez left a nightclub where three people were shot and wounded. Police also arrested and charged Lopez with weapons and stolen property offences, but prosecutors later dropped the case against her. See PA story US Gun. PA photo: Anthony Harvey
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Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
