Katie Price’s Man-ifesto For Peter Andre’s Chest: Pictures And Debate
KATIE Price’s twin volcanoes are back on the front page of the Star. And she’s back with Peter Andre. This is “JORDAN’S LUST FOR PETE”.
High time for a leaders’ debate with Kate, Peter and Alex Reid’s respective chests. But for now, news that Peter is in Dubai running on the sands and cement with his shirt off.
Peter has been hit by the volcano over Western Europe. So long as it remains hanging like a pall over us, Peter remains in Dubai with children Junior Peter, four, and Princess TenaLadyMee, two – aka Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball Kidz.
Anyhow, back to that front-page news that Katie lusts for Peter.
Jordan is bound to be fuming when she sees pictures, especially as her new husband Alex Reid has piled on the pounds since they wed two months ago.
Katie stands for washboard stomachs, C-Cup man chests and tans all round. It’s her man-ifesto. And not to be outdone by volcano-hit Peter, the Star says of Katie:
Alex and Kate have been stuck in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, with Kate’s son Harvey, seven, because of the Icelandic volcano.
Yep, none of them are in Blighty. But in the competitive world of victimhood, which of them can remain away the longest? The challenge is yours, Katie and Peter – go for it!
Posted: 23rd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
