Britain’s Got Talent: The Spanking Shakespeare, Streaking Pig And Lady GaGa
IT’S Saturday. It’s Britain’s Got Talent. In tonight’s show a woman is spanked while reciting Shakespeare. It’s patriotic. It’s educational. It’s a short, sharp jolt. The Mirror calls it “astonishing”. It meant to say “ass-tonishing”. But the Mirror thinks Gordon Brown will win the election and might actually be astonished.
And there’s a Lady GaGa impersonator, and a pig. Make your own jokes. Any good gags and you might win the show…
As for the spanking bared bard, the Mail tells its readers – its readers! – the “act of spanking is more often known as a sexual fetish”. Whatdymean fetish? It’s bloody normal! It’s Great British spanking.
The Mail produces four images of the spanking for your disgust and digestion.
We publish them because it our act of patriot duty. If your face, Frenchie!
Posted: 23rd, April 2010 | In: TV & Radio Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
