Daily Mail Hack Liz Jones Is Scared Of Everything Except Irony: Beyond Parody
IN today’s Daily Mail, the nation’s foremost bringer of Scare Stories, Liz Jones delivers the most irony-laden story ever.
Says Jones:
Now I know why I HATE myself… Intense therapy discovered a dark secret locked in my past
Turns out that Jones is scared of all kinds of stuff. The kind of stuff that fills the Mail’s pages day after day:
I have never felt happy, not even for a moment. Every day is something to be got through. Actually, I tell a lie. There are odd moments when I feel vaguely safe.
What scares you Liz?
Everything I do is tinged with fear.
Read all about it!
My dad would pick me up from school discos, well into my late teens. I always assumed I was in imminent danger of being murdered. I developed a habit of conjuring images of disaster in my head.
And then one say she went to work for the Daily Mail…
Posted: 26th, April 2010 | In: Reviews Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
